warts they are for real

Yes I said wart's had them for years hanging under my arm pits like bananas . My whole family even had a study done by a university to find out why our family had so many. And I was one that had the lest of them all. And yet one was starting to bug me it was out of control, I tried to kill it by tying a string around it. I used tooth floss and it came lose but still stayed on part way. I didn't know what to do so I left it there, and after a while like two months it started to grow because the flow of blood was restricted. So in my if anent wisdom I told Connie to cut it off with pair of scissors and all I could find was paper scissors, but there strong they will work right? Wrong, Connie started and then I fl inced, the blood started to run so she tried again and she couldn't cut through it. I then took a cold shower to slow it down and then laid down with a towl and hoped it would stop, of course we tried this at 10:00 at night. Needless to say it was a long night. When the morning came I wisely decided to go a see a doctor, and the one that works with the Pres. of the stake was in so I talk to him a explained my dilemma, and thats when I found out that he was a surgeon and knew exactly what to do. In his office he took a quick look and said what have you been doing. And I told the same thing any man would try to do, do it my self. H e had the nurse get the needles for deaden the things ,and a little electric thing to sear them and we were off. And after he was done he told me that there was over 60 of them growing, I could only see the biggest ones. He also said that he needed to get them all or they would start to grow again. I thanked him and paid him for his work and now I'm wart free under there, and thats my story and I'm sticking to it.